March 2012
beyoncebeytwice:
shh im having a vision
tomorrow’s gonna suck
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Do you think Justin Bieber has any hair in his asshole
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
tiffanyfocks:
the infamous ass video #1
1 tag
at school im always like “wow i hate everyone in this class”
and someone always has to be like
“wow what about me??? :(((“
and im always like “oh haha except you!”
but i still hate them ugh
idiotblogger:
christianmingle:
if jay z and lana del rey had a baby then that baby would be more talented half black version of me
It would also have the biggest lips ever
Anonymous asked: can i play 'got your anus' with you
Anonymous asked: u lyk sukkin t0ez?
iluvukrisjenner:
Lms if you dont even own a computer and are on a type-writer right now
wild wednesday - send my dirty asks →
snooki is pregnant
for my sweet sixteen my dad bought me a life size model of the eiffel tower (in pink of course) and he got enrique iglasias to perform on top of it and everything but all i really wanted was an iphone 3GS (the party was in 2007) so i threw a fit and cried in front of all my friends. lets just say after that i got my iphone 3GS(:
today in foods we made a quiche and i kept calling a queef
lms if u got a boner when u saw that fly cockroach mama’s lil coochie
i just checked my grades online and i have all A’s and B’s
Anonymous asked: i haven't been around for a few days do you know what happened to guccimom
nothing counts on leap day
February 2012
sharapwna:
Rihanna - Birthday Cake (Official Music Video)